Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2020

Any chance we could have deleted Rat when he was in the Cloud?

How much Rat paid for the cloud ?

So . . . Heaven consists of porn, tweets, and cat videos? How confusing.

Ha Ha, this is a nice change of pace.

Fortunately, a whole lot of the things stored in the cloud can dance on the head of a pin.

It’s all a computer simulation.

With all those Cloud servers, old functionally dead satellites, and miscellaneous sky junk, Space near Earth isn’t so spaceous anymore! Rat is so right!

Maybe heaven isn’t as nice as it used to be before we started storing data in the cloud. Maybe that’s why Rat was sent there.

So Rat you floated so high you lost sight of yourself ! … Croc Power !

GIGO (garbage in, garbage out) in the time of cloud storage : a sh*tstorm?

What have you been smoking, Rat?

Blame it on Ethernet. Before then, we drew magnificent maps of computer systems networked together. We knew their names, the people that ran them, etc. We had social media apps…

Heaven needs a tune up. Then things will run better.

I knew I shouldn’t have gotten Mac Keeper. They keep bothering me with ads and notifications.

That would make sense. The electricity costs would be sky-high.

Twilight Zone revisited!

What a weird coincidence.

https://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2020/09/05?ct=v&cti=1464355

Like everything, open skies and spaces become cluttered by man’s dong! Garbage in but no garbage out…..

I’m a “computer professional”. I’ve heard cloud computing described as “Someone Else’s Problem”, i.e. your data goes into a black box and someone else has to worry about storage, backup, hardware, etc. I’m all for it!

Pastis needs to be defraged.

Did he make it to cloud 9?

The Cloud is an Intelligentsia scam, I just upgraded to 5 terabytes.

Hey it used to be a lot worse when they had to use those massive Mainframe ones that took up a whole city block.

I’m thinking Pig is being overly generous about Rat’s prospects if he thinks Heaven is getting cluttered.

Didn’t Wiley do that one about a week ago in Non Sequitur?

Talk about a heavenly backup.