Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    Stephan is dolphinitley back to telling puns.

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    BasilBruce  almost 3 years ago

    They were introduced to each other by the Prince of Whales.

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    Here's Waldo  almost 3 years ago

    Ba-DUMP-bump!

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    Flying there-under, under the sea! Everyone loves the king of the sea, Ever so kind and gentle is he, Tricks he will do when children appear, And how they laugh when he’s near! They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is smarter than he…

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    GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I think he ought to have a candy gram.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    The last panel lacks porpoise.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    i guess that’s the tanks you get, huh?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    How long do you intend to hang out with your friend, Bob? Until it maxes your credit card on constantly going to the fish monger’s?

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, that kind of relationship really increases the amount of en-dolphins in your system.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    :GROAN:

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  almost 3 years ago

    Stephan didn’t get the bat in the head, for this one!!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    It would be similar with a cat.

    If he had a cat that went everywhere with him, he would have a purr puss in life.

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    DangerBunny  almost 3 years ago

    Here I thought Neighbor Bob was hanging with the French Crown Prince.

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    lavender headgear  almost 3 years ago

    Teach the porpoise to drive. Then you can have a porpoise driven life.

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    scott.duane  almost 3 years ago

    Dang! More rehab for my knee! Gotta stop slapping it! Oh, & my Sides, too!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Is this anything like the time Hank Hill went swimming with the dolphins?

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    I got in trouble in the store once for asking for a can of tuna-free dolphin.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    Groan!

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Neighbour Bob has found more intelligent company, for sure.

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    John Smith  almost 3 years ago

    It is now officially way past time for Stephan’s intervention!

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    einarbt  almost 3 years ago

    Oh dear.

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    jessie d.  almost 3 years ago

    now, that is a brain, Stephan’s that is , addled not on drugs or booze, but puns. How does his family live with him making puns on everything they do? Men and their jokes, I guess that’s how they adapt; but the worse has got to be old, stale Dad jokes.

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    figuratively speaking  almost 3 years ago

    Santa’s watching, Pastis.

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    saylorgirl  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, that’s bad…

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    Procat Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Is Bob related to Charlie the Tuna?

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    there’s nothing worse than a porpoise-less life…

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    You’re hurting poor Flipper with those puns.

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    DebUSNRet  almost 3 years ago

    GROAN!!!!

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    Acworthless  almost 3 years ago

    I want to open a water park in the Middle East for the nomadic tribes there. It will feature shows with pampered aquatic mammals. It should be quite an attraction for all in tents and porpoises

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    So bad, but a whale of a good pun!

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    Caerin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    See what you’ve done Pastis? See all these comments and wanna be punsters? Hang your head in shame!

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    SALUDADOG  almost 3 years ago

    That smelt. He’s really floundering.

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    juicebruce  almost 3 years ago

    Kip Addotta …… Wet Dream ;-)

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Really, Stephan? Really?

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    dr.acegikmo  almost 3 years ago

    RIP Norm Macdonald

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    Dom999  almost 3 years ago

    I like to feed baby dolphins. I feel I’m serving a youthful porpoise.

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    jr1234  almost 3 years ago

    This porpous has a purpose to wish you all a Merry Christmas

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    Ammo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    LOL! This is why I read comics in the morning!

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    c.davies  almost 3 years ago

    Worst pun ever!!

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    Lotus  almost 3 years ago

    Y’all are giving me a haddock with these puns.

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    hariseldon59  almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the killer whale character from the strip’s early days.

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    RussHeim  almost 3 years ago

    It’s this kind of pun that makes me drink like a . . . well, drink a lot.

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    cornshell  almost 3 years ago

    We need just a couple more aquatic mammal puns to seal the deal.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Pig and Rat need a porpoise in their lives…

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Calling Rat – calling Rat – please bring your large mallet to Stephan Pastis’s art studio – STAT!

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    jonesbeltone  almost 3 years ago

    Die Steph!

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    Serial Pedant  almost 3 years ago

    Groan…!

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    artmer  almost 3 years ago

    Ouch

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    wongo  almost 3 years ago

    Nuck, Nuck, Oh wise guy eh !

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    petermerck  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe I should switch to porpoise because a dolphin in my life isn’t helping.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    I wouldn’t know, Pig. I have never had a porpoise.

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    Diat60  almost 3 years ago

    Are there no depths?

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe. However, you got to keep them wet all the time. Dogs are much easier to maintain…..

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    bretwheadon Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’m surprised they didn’t club Pastis to the ground at the end of this one…

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    Darling.aw  almost 3 years ago

    Kinda puts “so long and thanks for all the fish” in perspective

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    if a porpoise had a purpose would it be a purposed porpoise or just an assumed porpoise? asking for a porpoise – errrrr, purpose

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Rat must be out buying a new baseball bat.

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    CaveCat87  almost 3 years ago

    What? No Rat threatening Stephan for that awful pun?

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 3 years ago

    They were supposed to meet in the Aleutian Islands, but they couldn’t get their Barring Strait.

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    curtlyon19  almost 3 years ago

    fell over sideways giggling

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    B LeCren  almost 3 years ago

    Need a fourth panel so Rat can smack Pastis…

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 3 years ago

    There’s an old joke no one young gets anymore about a group of fishermen with a truckload of fish being arrested for going over state lines because the fish were for immortal porpoises.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Fast paced pun!

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    hhmueller  almost 3 years ago

    Grooooaaaan.

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    It’s a dolphin - look at that beak.

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    Leave it to Steve boy to liven up my day, a real knee slapper!

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    Another Take  almost 3 years ago

    A groaner wrapped in a stinker!

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    97corvette  almost 3 years ago

    wow, very good. keep up the good “work” and Merry Christmas.

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    Eric S   almost 3 years ago

    ba dmm KSSSHH!!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, I sea.

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    Scott S  almost 3 years ago

    They’re missing the panel with a bat-wielding Rat standing over a bludgeoned Pastis!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If you don’t appreciate puns, leave.

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    CoffeeLvr  almost 3 years ago

    Made me laugh!

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    emftoots still causing mischief Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Porpoises at least look friendly, like they are smiling all the time….. what are they hiding…… and those mammals have some SERIOUS teeth too……

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    I’d like a narwhal, please.

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    gmu328  almost 3 years ago

    nice one pastis

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    PaintTheDust  almost 3 years ago

    D-minus.

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    pamela welch Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 3 years ago

    Thanks, Pastis. We needed that.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, can it, Pig! (And then call it “Chicken of the Sea,” like some other fishy canned stuff.)

    Anyway, who’s gonna believe that a porpoise has feet and can walk around on land?!

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    WF11  almost 3 years ago

    But is he tuna safe? I asked that on porpoise.

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    bunrabbit99  almost 3 years ago

    bah-dum-bum!

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    Susan Zipin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Through The Looking Glass (book):“Will you walk a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail.There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail…"… “If I’d been the whiting,” said Alice, I’d have said to the porpoise, ‘Keep back, please: we don’t want you with us!’”“They were obliged to have him with them,” the Mock Turtle said: “no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.”

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