Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch for October 09, 2017

If only he’d listened to Lando Griffin…

Wait, the signs reads: “Toad Race”…isn’t that a Poison Dart FROG??

i dig Perry Bible Fellowship the MOST!!

Them Toad Suckers / Mason Williams

How about Them Toad Suckers,

Ain’t they clods?

Sittin’ there suckin’

Them green toady-frogs.

Suckin’ them hop-toads,

Suckin’ them chunkers,

Suckin’ them leapy-types,

Suckin’ them plunkers.

Look at Them Toad Suckers,

Ain’t they snappy?

Suckin’ them bog-frogs

Sure makes ’em happy.

Them huggermugger Toad Suckers,

Way down south,

Stickin’ them sucky-toads

In they mouth.

How to be a Toad Sucker?

No way to duck it.

Gittchyseff a toad,

Rear back and suck it!

There are variations. Various singers, varied lyrics. Check YouTube for videos. The unstated reference is to the so-called hallucinogenic toads.

Toad away!

He’s already a winner, he reached the finish line before the rest.

Lickin’ toad! Lickin’ toad! Lick da toad, lick da toad, lick da toad.-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJroDZKLM_g