Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch for October 26, 2017

If the nuns were praying to find their way out of the desert, it didn’t work.

What’s black and white and red all over?

I knew some nuns who were old buzzards, they fed on the souls of children.

ESPECIALLY nuns. Particularly if you were an unwed mother in Ireland during the last century.

Very metal!

Don’t cross them, they have some nasty habits.

I sell books. The nuns who teach at St. Catherine’s nearby often come in to buy children’s books. They sometimes teach adult classes too. One night they asked me for ten copies of “Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.” I decided to risk an obvious joke. I said, “OK, but don’t you sisters already know all about habits?”

First, blank looks.

Then the beginnings of smiles….

Then half a dozen nuns laughing loudly and raucously. People stared.

That was fun.