Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 05, 2012

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 12 years ago

    She doesn’t have mental illness. She’s a carrier.

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    Q4horse  about 12 years ago

    It happens to a lot of little girls. They go horse crazy. Though in this case it involves a unicorn.

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    rpmurray  about 12 years ago

    Gone? I thought she was born that way.

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    Herb Thiel Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Normal people scare me.

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    Pokefan_Frank  about 12 years ago

    Stupid people are supposed to scare you. They outnumber us!

    (with apologies to whoever I stole that quote from)

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    An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove  about 12 years ago

    little girls love unicorns, dolphins and horses

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    tazz555  about 12 years ago

    I tried that once. It worked too well, I was put in a padded room and a straight jacket for almost a year

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    PoodleGroomer  about 12 years ago

    Last time they voted against the pair of extraordinary idiots.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago

    It didn’t work Phoebe.

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    kaykeyser  about 12 years ago

    Nice try Phoebe but kids trying to ditch school only proves your sanity. Next time tell you mom you love school want to do your home work and look forward to doing chores and want 2nds on broccoli. Though that was a cute grin.

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    StrangerCoug  about 12 years ago

    I was never all that sane in the first place and I still went to school. I did reasonably well, actually (though it could be argued that I didn’t show my full potential there).

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    Desertsinger1972  about 12 years ago

    Oh Phoebe. Nice try kid. But you are not crazy.

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Guild. The Queene your Mother, in most great affli-ction of spirit, hath sent me to you.Ham. You are welcome.Guild. Nay, good my Lord, this courtesie is not ofthe right breed. If it shall please you to make me a whol-some answer, I will doe your Mothers command’ment:if not, your pardon, and my returne shall bee the end ofmy Businesse.Ham. Sir, I cannot.Guild. What, my Lord?Ham. Make you a wholsome answere: my wits dis-eas’d.

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    reynard61  about 12 years ago

    The Student’s Catch-22: If you’re well enough to realize that you’re sick, then you’re well enough to go to school.

    Mental health corollary: If you’re sane enough to realize that school has made you crazy, then you’re still sane enough to go to school.

    Either way, you have to go to school…

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    Masterius  about 12 years ago

    I’m prolly going to be snarked at for this but, in panel 3, Phoebe’s hand is reversed.

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    aurorawanderer  about 12 years ago

    I love this strip

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    One of my favourite strips.

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