Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 27, 2013
Transcript:
Teacher: Young lady, I've heard some disturbing stories about you. Phoebe: Have you been talking to my unicorn? Don't listen to her. My finger quotes annoyed her for some reason, is all. Teacher: You took a ball from another child. Phoebe: ...I agree that sounds worse.
I been here before. No mater what you do its ALWAYS the OTHER kid who is right and YOU who are wrong. Surviving school means being the 1st to come to the teacher’s attention. After whoever is 1st no one else matters.