Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 16, 2013

Dakota, always volunteering to “help”.

“… In the mouth of two … witnesses shall every word be established.” Second Corinthians 13:1 (Though in this case, the signature of two witnesses.)

And how is forging Dakota’s name, not your doctor’s helping?

You should meet my “stepbrother” Richard, he’d completely identify… Save for the fact he LOVES practicing the piano.

I wish I’d thought to use that excuse when I was in the school band…“I got my unicorn to sign it for me” would have been a perfect built-in “insanity plea clause” in case the band teacher hadn’t believed that I’d practiced at home. Maybe it’ll work for avoiding jury duty… :-)

I can see where this is going. Phoebe is going to end up getting some magical help from her unicorn to play and then the fun is really going to start.

Dakota, GRRRRRRR.

My unicorn just makes mischief, and he doesn’t make any excuses.

This can only end not good. (Huh?)

Gee, wonder why…

She should not have shown the note to Dakota.

Dakota!

“Please excuse Phoebe for how much she BLART.”

@ templo SUD: What if those “two witnesses” lie? Just this past week, the State of Texas had to release Ryan Ferguson from prison because, among other things, two of the prosecution’s witnesses lied. How “established” is that?