Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 01, 2014
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Phoebe: Pretty good party! Marigold: I am glad. Phoebe: Not at all scary, though. Marigold: I disagree. You and your friends now have magical bottomless bags of candy. And you have the willpower of, well, nine-year-olds. Do you not find your impending bellyaches terrifying? Phoebe: These are the kind of problems you want.
laurac5800 about 10 years ago
Ah, no, you don’t want that problem.
Hag5000 about 10 years ago
Stock up on the Pepto.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 10 years ago
Yes, yes I do…
amartinchatt about 10 years ago
Ha! She’ll grow up to be a fat girl.
dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago
OK, Phoebe, here’s the drill: Haunted houses, etc., are for scaring. Scary PARTIES are what hostesses who don’t know what they’re doing have. THAT would certainly never apply to a Unicorn!
Q4horse about 10 years ago
Refined sugar is poison. The bottomless bags will be dispensing fruit tomorrow.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 10 years ago
I miss the Sunday commic.The colors are always sooo good on Sunday.
Masterius about 10 years ago
It’s almost Monday, and no Sunday Heavenly Nostrils. :(
super29392 about 9 years ago
It would be fun if she wishes to be part unicorn.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I guess she’s still too young to worry about adding a few extra pounds around the hips. :P