Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 18, 2014
Transcript:
Mom: Phoebe, your teacher e-mailed me. Phoebe: Uh-oh. ...I mean, why? Mom: You told me you did your book report, but you never handed it in. Phoebe: Um... my unicorn ate it. Marigold: Never use a unicorn as your excuse. Phoebe: I would've been a great excuse if YOU weren't so picky.
This would be impressive if Pheobe’s bedroom was on the second floor.