Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 14, 2015
June 13, 2015
June 15, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Go, Boyserberry Swirl, and open the gates of Glitter City! Marigold: Why are you giving orders? Phoebe: 'Cause I'm playing Princess Sunbeam. Marigold: In real unicorn government, "Princess" is strictly a ceremonial position. Marigold: The QUORUM of the POINTIEST makes most of the real decisions. Marigold: In bygone times, they were selected based on horn sharpness, but today it is a combination of voting, plus a freestyle dance contest. Phoebe: Also the gates are over on your side. Marigold: I shall open them.
Dpelton2096 over 9 years ago
The ways of the unicorn are very elegant. Love love love this strip.
Yngvar Følling over 9 years ago
So the unicorns have a constitutional monarchy. Who knew?
DDrazen over 9 years ago
Reminds me of the old SNL bit where they voted on Democratic primary candidates based on clothing choices. They used ZZ Topp’s “Sharp-dressed Man” as background music; the audience ended up giving the most votes to ZZ Topp.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
With pegacorns and floating unicorns, are gates really necessary?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Well go ahead.
snomasnayr over 9 years ago
Princess Sunbeam looks an awful lot like Princess Celestia. Cousins maybe?
Marscaleb over 9 years ago
Whoa, I didn’t ever realize how well this strip breaks the 180 rule without inciting any problems.
reynard61 over 9 years ago
“Horn sharpness and terpsichorean prowess are no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical pseudo-equestrian ceremony!”
jerrica.benton333 over 3 years ago
Princess Sunbeam and Boysenberry Swril face off in a dance to the death to determine the true ruler of Toy Unicorns who are Totally also Flying Ponies!
ON THE NEXT CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!!
Are2Dee2 2 months ago
Swoosh! That was the sound of . . . next?