Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 25, 2015

I don’t nose about that. I guess snot.

BFFs

Isn’t “glurk” Unicornese for “no”?

Don’t let Dakota find out about this, or she’ll start calling you the “Booger Princess” again.

You may think it’s funny, but it’s snot.

I’m stuck on you.

“Glurk” is unicorn for “I have already magically transported that booger to your pants pocket.”

LOL! I love what Marigold’s tail is doing in the last panel.

all fun and games till boggers get in someones mane

Deal breaker.

She picked her nose, eh? Was there a wide selection to pick from?

Kinky Friedman: “You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can’t wipe you friends off on your saddle.”

Sorry Unicorn.

The lesson we learn, here, Phoebe is: “Some things friends DON’T share.”

The look of horror on Marigold’s face in the last panel alone is priceless. Her tail’s reaction just adds to it.

you can pick your nose. you can pick your friends, but don’t pick your friend’s nose. :-P

Did Marigold visit Horace (Dark Side of the Horse) today? He is seeing rainbows.

“As long as you remain MY friend. Don’t be going all Jackie Paper on me.”

Marigold will be your friend for as long as you are still a maiden. Assuming that you remain chaste, she will be at your side on your deathbed.

“I will take that as a yes!”

Her tail looks like a dandelion.

“you can’t stop da funk”*

*finger quotes

Two things. “Glurk” stands for gross land rats u killed. And they would still be friends because of Phoebe’s wish.