Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 01, 2016
February 29, 2016
March 02, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: You're wearing a shirt. Marigold: Indeed. Phoebe: Why? And why that one? Marigold: Because I am in the mood to engage in the oldest and noblest of unicorn games! It is a cataclysmic clash in which a shimmering, heavy ball of crystal is propelled at ten defiant pegs, vanquishing as many as fate and physics will allow. Phoebe: Based partly on the shirt, I think you mean bowling? Marigold: Humans know of it? We must have a security leak!
Enter.Name.Here almost 9 years ago
Does this noble unicorn game also involve having to wear sparkling but stinky rental bowling shoes?
Averagemoe almost 9 years ago
But surely, human bowling alleys don’t have sparkly pretzels.
strangeanimal almost 9 years ago
I will bite. I wanna see Marigold bowl. So, Dana, unicorn bowling?? pleeeeease? :) :)
JusSayin almost 9 years ago
It’s a good thing she isn’t going to play Star Trek in that red shirt.
Trond Sätre Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Of course it’s very old, even Fred Flintstone played it
luducks almost 9 years ago
Bowling has never sounded more exciting.
The Old Wolf almost 9 years ago
Phoebe’s response should have been “Yikes! You’ve become lower-middle class!”
DDrazen almost 9 years ago
“Fate and physics”? To paraphrase Anger from “Inside-Out”: “Congratulations, unicorns! You just ruined bowling!!”
Wichita1.0 almost 9 years ago
Heaven help us if they learn of the coveted Eight Ball gambit!!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Whoa!
imjustlurking almost 9 years ago
The Shield of Boringness must be down and, since we’re talking about bowling here, that is the ultimate irony.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Marigold is so cute when she’s startled.
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“Shimmering crystal ball.” sigh. It must be lovely inside your head, Dana!
sjsczurek almost 9 years ago
Humacorn!
scyphi26 almost 9 years ago
Man…if the unicorns are only JUST NOW finding out that humans know of bowling when they didn’t want them to know, then frankly they must have awful security.
But then again, seeing you can distract a unicorn indefinitely by simply showing them a mirror…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’ll bet that her ball has only one hole in it.
jerrica.benton333 12 months ago
its your favorite foreign movie