Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 18, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Why are we running so fast? Marigold: Because it is an emergency!! Phoebe: Are we being chased by goblins or something? Marigold: It is far more serious. Phoebe: Avoiding a curse? Marigold: No! Phoebe: Getting away before pixies can start singing? Marigold: No! Phoebe: You...really have to go? Marigold: Of course not. Phoebe: We could have watched the new episode of "Superwoman" on my phone. Marigold: Tiny screens are unworthy of a unicorn.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
Come to think of it, has Marigold ever shown a need to, well… manage body waste? She magics her boogers to an alternate dimension, why not that other stuff?
Thrackerzod over 8 years ago
This will be me in 8 days, 9 hours, and 34 minutes.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
I must be part unicorn, then. Tiny screens are unworthy of me.
Pedmar Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wonder Woman’s a TV show now? I knew about Supergirl….
Trond Sätre Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m 100 % behind Marigold on this one
Simon_Jester over 8 years ago
I wanna see what happens if Marigold ever gets a look at ‘Zootopia.’
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
So, Marugold has become a vidiot.
DDrazen over 8 years ago
I need to watch things on screens larger than phone size because I need to read the closed captioning.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
qq4w354p2c over 8 years ago
Unicorn poo is special:https://www.google.com/search?q=squatty+potty+video
luducks over 8 years ago
POW
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Don’t we all wish we could have a unicorn that takes us to our favorite show in time? It’s better than to watch it on the Internet. Either way, I think that Marigold could make the phone’s screen better, but I suppose she doesn’t want to go through all the work.
tazz555 over 8 years ago
hm…either this an alternate version of the cbs show…or this is the antimatter universe (look it up) or there is an error
Packetdancer over 8 years ago
Oh, come on, Marigold. I’m sure there’s an ancient unicorn spell for timeshifting television shows, like a TiVo. “The One That Lets You Not Miss the Beginning”, perhaps.
Packetdancer over 8 years ago
(And if there isn’t, you can probably come up with it!) ;)
BloodMoonDragon13 almost 4 years ago
Yeah, when can we see her poop (sorry again)
jerrica.benton333 11 months ago
i’m surprised she cant use her horn as a projector…
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
I literally knew some people who would run that fast to catch the latest My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode. :)
maitlandvt about 1 month ago
pixie haters :P