Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 10, 2016
July 09, 2016
July 11, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: Your book is just one book. Phoebe: Our e-reader thingies have lots of books. Mom: I still like how books smell, and I like turning pages. Marigold: "Books" indeed. You humans and your newfangled devices. Your modern contractions will never replace the crinkling sound and musty smell of unrolling an ancient scroll. Of course, the selection is limited...I am still waiting for The Corrections to come out on ancient scroll. Mom: Less talk, more read.
It will have to come put on new scroll, since ancient is a title that cannot apply to things when they first come out.