Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 04, 2017

seems like Phoebe is off to an interesting start to join Dakota’s in-crowd

It’s like they deliberately make their slang herd to decode. How long before they invent a complete language like the Klingon of girl brats?

I like, so enjoy these talks. LOL. JK I never do actually.

Bored is the new cool, I guess. Whatev.

Don’t join the herd, Phoebe.

Yeah, I don’t think this is going to work out how Dakota expects…

Maybe Phoebe can show Dakota and her friends how to have fun.

Dakota’s hair makes her look like Adagio Dazzle.

Such a t-touching moment.

Happy 4th of July my friends. God Bless You and America.

Sounds like Phoebe’s going to discover that she doesn’t really want to be cool.

Phoebe doesn’t have to ACT bored from ‘cool’ girl-brat talk, as they would bore anybody into being a stiff (bored to death, bored stiff). She will probably find soon that their attitude and talk is pretty much a sameness of a sameness.

If they existed they lacked anything I found of interest and so ignored them.

She’s on her way to ultimate coolness. :D

pH, you were supppoooosssed to say “omigosh shut UP!”