Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 16, 2017

But what about ruling the smart world?

One girl with a ring shaped snack to rule them all!

Guess it isn’t true that everybody wants to rule the world.

Unicorns already tried once, as we were shown here in a sepia-toned retrospective on unicorn history. A larger, bearded male unicorn (accompanied by a possible ancestor of Marigold—or maybe she was dyeing her mane, forelock, and tail-tuft black back then) addressed a top-hatted, monocle-wearing man thus: “Hello, we would like to rule the world, please,” and then explained that they dared not lift the Shield of Boringness, lest their glory blind him. Marigold concluded by telling Phoebe, “For some reason, we are still not in charge.” Their lack of subsequent takeover attempts suggests that they realized, after contemplating the matter, that what UJEAN wrote above is correct, and that they didn’t want to engage in such a “fool’s errand.” :-)

That’s one reason why I don’t believe that the world is ruled by some sort of Illuminati, I’m sure they could have done a better job.

…I hope that unicorn’s name isn’t Cassandra…

Wise beyond her years……

Her shirt reminds me of Steven Universe

Oh, if only there were such a thing…