Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 16, 2018

Dakota could read the invitation because goblins write in English. Their spelling and grammar is atrocious, but it’s still comprehensible.

this is going to be, like, interesting

You want to give a good speech Dakota, keep talking like Shaggy.

Total cuteness overload!!Dakota can’t admit she wants Phoebe to be there.Personally, I think they are … trolling.

I thought Dakota could understand Goblin. I’m confused now. I mean, how does she know they’re getting an award?

If it’s spoken, it’s an interpreter, not a translator. Simpson should know this and the unicorn DEFINITELY knows this.

Dakota’s cute smile in the second panel reminds me of someone, but I can’t put my finger on it…

If she doesn’t know any Goblin, then how does she know they’re giving her an award?

The award is probably for longest hair—or the most neck strain!

If I got an award, I would simply accept it without wanting a translation.

What a nice girl!

The award’s probably for having the longest, ugliest hair among humans. ;P