Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 28, 2019

This is the first time I remember the strip directly mentioning Netflix. Wasn’t it called “Movies Online” or something like that previously?

If looks could kill, some people should do the world a favor by looking in a mirror.

Why did you invite Phoebe to the popular girls’ table in the first place, Dakota?

These are not popular kids. They’re spoiled brats that Phoebe need to leave.

If ever there was a group that Lord Splendid Humility needed to teach to be humble, this is it.

In other words – she can use any other device to watch netflix?

Yeah, I’m sure greenskinned kids saying “blaart” is normal.

They’re goblins, Dakota. Whatever they say sounds the same to you.

So goblins are as boring as you?

Annnnnnd there it is, the hiccup that’s going to mess it all up.

In Phoebe’s world, thin mints don’t come from Girl Scouts, but from Goblin Scouts………..

By the way, wouldn’t the other mean girls be as baffled by Dakota talking about goblins as they were about Phoebe talking about a unicorn (or thin mints)?

The big takeaway here is — Marigold likes Thin Mints! (I mean, who doesn’t?)

Seems to me what Phoebe said was way cooler than what the first girl said. I guess I wouldn’t belong at their table either.

If being normal means I don’t get to talk about my unicorn, then being normal is /literally worthless/.

Fight! fight! fight!

I’ve gotten that death glare for real. Once from some girl in a grocery store for an unknown reason, then later by a momma mantis that flew at me! Weird.

Bring back the Goblins, please!

What kind of little girls would react negatively to a mention of a real live unicorn?

Now I really want to know what the goblins did to feign normality.

I use Netflix… also i dont like thin mints they are weird

Let me guess: No unicorn talk at the cool table? :/