Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 05, 2019

I like a unicorn who likes a challenge.

https://www.gocomics.com/ozy-and-millie/2018/01/26

Not as weird as Mork from Ork.

nanu nanu…

I think some ponies in ponyville sit like that too.

{eyeroll of disbelief} quadrupeds

If you think Marigold looks weird enough sitting like a human in a 2D cartoon, imagine how she would look if they made a live-action P&HU movie with a CG Marigold.

“I don’t mean your sitting in a chair. I mean your SLOUCHING posture is weird! Sit up straight”

Lyra!

Just wait until you try gettin’ up in the mornin’, Nostrils.

I would think sitting on her tail like that would be uncomfortable.

Let’s just say you don’t rock the look, Mari. And don’t ever try rocking that chair!

Chairs weren’t made for unicorns. That isn’t going to be comfortable for long.

There’s a Sharon Stone joke in here somewheres…

This may be the time Marigold needs to wear some shorts or pants or something like that.

Marigold, stop pulling a Lyra Heartstrings.

Actually Marigold there are a few things that humans do a lot better than Unicorns, sitting in a chair is one of them.

Lyra approves.

Marigold. This will be really bad for your spine.

Then why not walk on two legs while you’re at it?

I can do anything better than you can!

Anything you can do, I can do better.

(But her name’s not Annie)

I saw a cat sitting like that once.

Gosh that’s creepy

I know a certain Lyra Heartstrings who would agree! :D