There are better versions: 1) A cat playing with Australia… 2) A planet-sized flat disc carried through space on the backs of four gargantuan elephants, who themselves stand on the shell of a gigantic sea turtle.
A unicorn is, of course perfect. Agreed? So that implies that a unicorn has a perfect shape, since shape is part of the perfection. And a perfect shape, being perfect is perfectly correct to be the perfect shape of anything. Thus, the Earth, which is obviously the best possible shape must be the shape of a unicorn. QED.
Marigold has it slightly wrong, in reality the Earth is shaped like an Unicorn’s ego: so large it’s become roughly spherical and has enough mass to capture objects in orbit like the moon.
Averagemoe over 5 years ago
Now that’s gotta be about the strangest idea I ever heard. How would you live on a conical world?
codycab over 5 years ago
If that’s the case then Equestria is shaped like an alicorn!
Neo Stryder over 5 years ago
There are better versions: 1) A cat playing with Australia… 2) A planet-sized flat disc carried through space on the backs of four gargantuan elephants, who themselves stand on the shell of a gigantic sea turtle.
Concretionist over 5 years ago
A unicorn is, of course perfect. Agreed? So that implies that a unicorn has a perfect shape, since shape is part of the perfection. And a perfect shape, being perfect is perfectly correct to be the perfect shape of anything. Thus, the Earth, which is obviously the best possible shape must be the shape of a unicorn. QED.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s unicorns all the way down! ;D
Nebulous Premium Member over 5 years ago
Assume a spherical unicorn of uniform density…
Manabi over 5 years ago
Marigold has it slightly wrong, in reality the Earth is shaped like an Unicorn’s ego: so large it’s become roughly spherical and has enough mass to capture objects in orbit like the moon.
MakiHooves over 5 years ago
every body knows the world is a cube :p
scyphi26 over 5 years ago
Yeah, I don’t even know where to start with that one…
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Unicorns will be unicorns
InquireWithin over 5 years ago
If there are no humans, why do they need the shield of boringness?
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
See you in Santa Clara.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
I’ve often thought the earth was the eight-ball in a cosmic pool game…
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Reminds me of “Xenoblade Chronicles,” in which the world is human-shaped and everyone thinks that’s logical.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
No, it’s shaped like a giant donut! ;P