Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 22, 2019

Reminds me of the Singing Sword from Roger Rabbit.

At least change its personality to sarcastic.

Why would Marigold think there would be singing in a mystery book?

A nice homage to Sheri Lewis (This is the Song that Never Ends).

“I said I wanted an ENCHANTED broom, …not an annoying one.”

This is a song that will get on your nerves…

“Enchant” leaves waaay too much room for interpretation.

♪♫ Unique orns.. started singing it not known what it was

And they shalt keep on singing it till doomsday just because ♪♫

Be careful what you wish for.

Wording is critical when asking for a spell to be cast! LOL

There is one surefire way to make an enchanted broom like that to cease singing.

Turn it so that the bristles are on the bottom, touch them to the floor, and sweep.

No, no, don’t stop. If you quit sweeping before the floor is clean it will start singing again. You missed a spot.

Your scansion is perfect as always, Dana.

Yeah, I was going to say, you probably ought to be specific on how you want this broom enchanted, Phoebs.

Anyone for a game of Quidditch?

Ask Mickey Mouse about the problems associated with enchanted brooms.

Now then … what do you do with witch detectives? Burn ’em! And what do you burn, apart from witch detectives? Those meddling kids with the dog!

I know a song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends! some people started singing it, not knowing what it was- and now they’ll sing forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends! some people started singing it, not knowing what it was- and now they’ll sing forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends! some people started singing it, not knowing what it was- and now they’ll sing forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends! some people started singing it, not knowing what it was- and now they’ll sing forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends! some people started singing it, not knowing what it was- and now they’ll sing forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends! some people started singing it, not knowing what it was- and now they’ll sing forever just because this is the song that never ends, yes, it goes on and on my friends! some people started singing it, not knowing what it was- and now they’ll sing forever just because -ok, I’ll stop now

Far into the future when we’ve destroyed the world and beings from other planets finally visit they will hear a faint voice on the wind. Following that voice they will stumble up a broom that has been burned, broken, buried and cast into cement. Only the deterioration of the concrete freed the cursed items voice. Singing endlessly not caring if there is an audience or not.

Didn’t Marigold complain that her sister Florence wouldn’t stop singing this song?

Somepony started singing it not knowing what it was aaaannnnddd……..

The lyrics are great.

And we finally hear the song that endeth not

I don’t think even Harry Potter’s broom can do that! :P