Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 09, 2019

So, stay on this page for a minute or so.

http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/04/01

Does GoComics support the ability to do something like that, but just to make Phoebe’s tail disappear?

Tailmon/Gatomon did it before the 90s ended. Here’s let one stand up to an/a Adult/Champion level Digimon.

The only thing I have close to Fitbit is my 3ds telling me how many steps I’ve taken.

While unicorns do not use contractions, they happen to use acronyms?

No no no. It’s on her TAIL. That’s a “SwishBit”.

I see Phoebe’s clothing accomodated her still present tail.

If Phoebe is still part goblin, note the tail, then does that mean she can still speak and understand the language?

Did y’all notice that Marigold used a contraction in panel 2?

Actually, it’s an LMBD (“Lookit My Butt Device”)…

Wouldn’t it be hard to read back there? Sure she can float it over or whatever and it’s a better place than on her horn where she’d have to look up at it at such an extreme focus Phoebe could ransom pics of her looking cross eyed at it.

Guess Unicorn anatomy really doesn’t allow for a convenient placement.

I got into serious trouble with my SCWAFFINS last year. I walked so much trying to get good numbers that I practically destroyed my right Achilles’ tendon. Had to have PT for 10 weeks and could not walk easily for about about 8 months. It’s pretty much recovered now. But all you folks who have one be careful out there and don’t overdo it!

Long trousers, preferably wide. – Problem among bourgeois solved.

And here I figured it was going to be counting tail wags…

Numerous bodily function jokes here. :)

I have a FitBit ad on my screen as I read this.

MARIGOLD JUST USED A CONTRACTION! Is hanging around with Phoebe having a bad influence on her?

/me looking at Phoebe…

“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tail…”

I wonder how will her parents react to her tail!

Hmmm…this Unicorn Fitbit reminds me of the pedometer I used to wear. I wore mine on my belt so that it would accurately measure steps not arm movements. Wouldn’t wearing something like that on one’s tail make things more difficult? Marigold should be wearing it around her neck.

I figured Phoebe would pull a Millie In Puddles when she became a goblin.

I wonder if anyone’s come up with an acronym for “acronym”?…

better try one on before your own tail vanishes

True that, Marigold!

Has anyone noticed!? Phoebe still has her goblin tail! :)