Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 09, 2020

There’s gotta be some deluded people out there who actually liked the New Coke. And now those masochists will never again enjoy the pain it caused.

Good thing I drink Pepsi.

Like New Coke, only current?

The alternate dimension made “Fetch” happen?

I much prefer Coca Cola de Mexico … where it’s still made with actual sugar. Neither version is something I crave  but the “real sugar” version is noticeably better tasting.

Okay, that last one was pretty terrible.

It sounds like Felicia and Avery are on the other side. GASP could we be looking at a crossover?!?

This is why I drink Dr Pepper

PLEASE, DON’T LET THAT COME OUT THE PORTAL! We still have those memories!

Portal: 60-year-old comic strips which are still around

Marigold: YAAAAARRGHHHHH

They surely have to give their PR a serious makeover.

Should be enough of them over there.

Soda. So duh.

“A new cola” would be better as “a new coke” has an unfortunate double meaning.

Terrible!

The New Coke returned?

Meh. I’ll stick with 7-Up.

…the horror….the HORROR…..

Never had to deal with New Coke, Woke Coke or Joke Coke. Apart from sticking odd flavours in like Vanilla or Cherry, they never bothered here.

New Coke, except a currant reference? Currants are about the only fruit that Coke hasn’t yet tried to pair up with.

“New Coke except a CURRENT reference”??? What “Current Reference”?

Maybe OK Cola?

They always warned us that Coke will eat a hole in anything. Now look what it did to the fabric of reality!

New Coke was the solution chosen for a company that felt it was making too much money…