Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 13, 2020

What’s next? Is she gonna wear Mickey Mouse pants?

I prefer the “thinking beard” model.

Senorita Marigold. Love it!

Si, si! I’m berry intrigued!!!

¡olé, unicornio!

An enchanted sombrero that plays the Final Jeopardy! think music?

A snail shell and a sombrero, next she will don sneakers and sunglasses.

“Not many hats will fit over my horn, I don’t like ten gallon cowboy hats, and top hats are tacky!”

“What fun is it being ‘cool’ if you can’t wear a sombrero?”

Now see must sing La Contemplation song.

La Contemplation, La Contemplation

I cannot read anymore

Phoebe wants me, give the scrip back

She is really such a bore.

It’s Speedy Snail Nostrils! (Muy loco in la cabesa!)

I like it already.

It keeps the sun off of your horn and leaves it looking young longer.

Now she looks like a Mexican with a purple girdle…