Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 18, 2020

You just know there’s going to be a fight scene in this one.

And yes, the line is written in the script as “insert name of Sparkle’s actress here”.

well, this school play is getting somewhere

The kind of dialogue I love

Pass the popcorn.

I’d blame the audience.

It’s totally an ego battle.

On the upside, it seems to more or less fit in with the context of the play, so…

Oh no… Phoebe’s inner Unicorn has take control over her usual self!!!

This is nice and funny

I can’t say much for the acting, but the playwright has written Tony-caliber real dialogue!

Doesn’t Dakota have her shell on backwards? It seems she’s talking out her backside, but that’s nothing new.

This is better than “Springtime for Hitler.”

They can pass it off as a performance act.

After this performance, I wonder who the replacements will be…