Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 08, 2020

Not all stereotypes are false. Not all are insulting either.

does a neighing contest entail the sounding of the prettiest neigh?

I say thee NEIGH!

1. Phoebesins time-

Panel 2: That’s racist. (-1)

Panel 3: Marigold would be great at Phoebesins. (+1)

Panel 4: Phoebe gets validation for racism. (-1)

2. She should have take a page from the 7th Pokémon episode where Ash is asking what Brock has to do in Cerulean City and the latter responds with “Just stuff”.

There’s alot of neigh sayers out there, huh?

Is that a “no-ing” contest or a “know-ing” contest?

Wait, MARIGOLDS GONNA MISS SOME OF MUSIC CAMP?!!!!! I thought she had a crush on the lake monster, Ringo?

I wonder if there will be stereo-type neighing? At least it will drive away the mono-tony!

Now, now… don’t be a “neigh”-sayer!

Neigh? Boring.

They neigh TO each other, not AT.

We’ve met a unicorn who uses “neigh” as a pronoun.

Are we going to be seeing that Sea Serpent again?

I would have thought neighing contests were optional…..Of course, goblin “blaaaaaarting” contests might well be mandatory!

And yet unicorns are not horses.

Confirmation Marigold is a neigh sayer.