Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 21, 2020

“Are ye ready, kids? Aye aye, captain! I can’t hear you! AYE AYE CAPTAIN!! OOOOOHHHHH!!!”

Are you ready to Polka?

Well, too bad, because we’re going to Rock instead.

Sue better make it like Marshall Bruce Mathers III and not miss her chance to blow for this opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

“She is ready”.

I think she’s overdone.

Are you ready, Eddie? (We’ve only got ham or cheese…)

(Let’s see who gets that one!)

HEY, HO! LET’S GO!!!!

Now watch—she’ll get stage fright at the last possible second.

That’s a really good line.

Then they named the Eveready Battery after her.

That is one ready girl.

That’s actually RADY Children’s Hospital

I gotta say, in light of recent events, I’m not really a fan of this new character.

Reminds me of when Millie got carried away with her grammar Nazi analogy.

Who is going to play drums? Sue hasn’t really been practicing any music this year.

gostei desta tirinha de hoje!

Like all Phoebe Phans (copyrite Godfreydaniel), I enjoy her adventures outside of school, or outside of state, or the galaxy, or whatever. (I mean, her closest friend is unicorn!) I like Sue (and, now, Stevie) during the summer, but……..not sure if they would fit in the rest of the year. Then again, maybe they would………Don’t mind me, I had a unicorn cast a spell of “Not Making Sense” on me recently……….

Love Sue’s confidence.

another adventure will begin! of course phoebe is ready!

I guess she’s ready.

When she was born, her mother asked the doctor if she was a boy or a girl, and the doctor said “no!”

Especially with THAT look… ;)