Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2021

It seems like the swiss just aren’t cut out for evil.

That’s why I choose both.

I choose to believe that Marigold also spoke the quotes were see and that she basically repeated him being dismayed in the third panel.

Yay for redundancy: -)

can we wrap this awkward story up please? it feels like it’s going nowhere

I’m w/ Marigold here. I want to have my Unicorn and eat cheese too!

Sorry Phoebe, the cheese stands alone.

Could someone ask Dana what she’s on?

Actually, I’m with the cheese too and I usually don’t like it.

I’m caerphilly considering who to favour here.

this is leading us to believe that unicorns are stupid conceited creatures.

So Saxifrage went on to run Whole Foods!

Oh, those silly Swiss…

Is that Lauren Faust in panel 2?

Is it not sad that at least one among us is missing the delicious evocations of James Joyce’s Ulysses?

“And all came with nimbi and aureoles and gloriae, bearing palms and harps and swords and olive crowns, in robes whereon were woven the blessed symbols of their efficacies, inkhorns, arrows, loaves, cruses, fetters, axes, trees, bridges, babes in a bathtub, shells, wallets, shears, keys, dragons, lilies, buckshot, beards, hogs, lamps, bellows, beehives, soupladles, stars, snakes, anvils, boxes of vaseline, bells, crutches, forceps, stags’ horns, watertight boots, hawks, millstones, eyes on a dish, wax candles, aspergills, unicorns.”

My cats vote for cheese every time.

For some reason, the line “You have dismayed me, cheese” made me laugh out loud.

FYI the famous Swiss Gruyère doesn’t have holes.

I’m starting to think Saxifrage has some issues.

The cheese story is lovely

yeah

i really hate the old unicorn fables because none are true. and i know all about the real stories