Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 22, 2021

It wasn’t even much of a debate. All she did was repeat everything I said.

She was probably speechless.

eh… yep

Pond unicorns can be so pompous like that!

Time for deep reflection, Phoebe.

I thought that was how Phoebe “captured” Marigold? Frozen admiring her own reflection? Now Marigold can look away?

How in God’s name does “I think so” become a question? Phoebe asked “did you win?” and Marigold provided a tentative “yes” answer (“I think so”) which Dana Simpson somehow managed to turn into a question. Most fourth-graders master the correct use of the question mark (?) well before the fifth grade. Ms Simpson is now paying the price for playing hooky once too often in the crucial fourth grade.

When your reflection starts talking to you the rubber room is not far away…

Maybe Phoebe could look at a reflection of herself in the water. And she could have a debate with herself. Hope she wins.

I couldn’t actually see the debate live, because my computer died…

so i wrote my own version. Basically, the same thing happened, except Phoebe and Max drank a potion and got sucked into Confetti Canyon. (is that where Britney Spears lives?)

Also, there was an Ent…. But, he was an imposter.

I seem to recall Gollum/Smeagol having a debate of their own… :P