Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 16, 2022

I’m just gonna go ahead and spoil this entire storyline for you.

https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2019/05/20

Ohh! You mean about that thing that happened in that one movie???

We know that she is spoiled

Oh, we’re in re-run territory.

She’s not doing so good because she had to clean the fridge. Believe me, there are some spoilers in there!…

Phoebe, you’re better than this!

Spoiler alert!

Great! Now Phoebe is worried about spoilers! What’s next?

Phoebe shouldn’t be worried about spoilers. Tail fins, on the other hand . . .

I don’t know why everyone’s so fixated on airfoils on ground vehicles.

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(whisper whisper)

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…oh. Ohhh, that kind of spoiler. Well, thanks for ruining the surprise, you jerk!