Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 15, 2022

Fun until someone gets hurt.

Plus that “indignant whinny” sounds cute.

oh, Marigold, you are so quite the tease

So that’s why my cat would meow indignantly like she’d been greatly offended! Thank you for the insight, Marigold.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Some people claim that there’s a unicorn to blame…

She caught you off guard, eh Phoebe?!

Phoebe said too much.

If you can’t find drama, make it. It works for youtubers. Sort of.

Note that Marigold does not whinny in indignation. She just says “indignant whinny” out loud.

But not quite as much fun as a high dudgeon.

Where would talk radio be without it?

I know the name of my next band, "Indignant Whinny!!”

If that’s true, Marigold, then America is on one long party train!

Not to mention, you have to keep your human pet on her toes and in line. FRIEND, human friend. I said friend, right?