Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 12, 2024

Looks like there’s a rhino in that bush.

Phoebe, learn to just walk away. Trust me, it’s an invaluable skill that will serve you well for your entire life.

It’s a secret to everybody…or at least it should be.

A bull will see 2 horns and come over to say hello.

Must be one dense bush if they can both hide in it and not see each other. Still not the densest Bush in history, though.

But how can one be humble talking about one’s devastating handsomeness?

LOL

Run away Phoebe. And avoid all bushes for the next month.

Devastating handsomeness, male Unicorns too think they are the “Bee’’s knees”!

I know ’em both. The ones who talks of nothing but how great they are & the ones who do nothing but complain about how miserable they are… Not sure which is the more annoying.

I’d just leave now while you still can, Phoebe.

They do save a lot of work for the artist.

Point and counterpoint.

LOL! :)

Once a unicorn…

You know, the only thing we know about these two is that they are both very, very short. Phoebe is taller than both of them.

Ha! I love Phoebe’s face in the last panel.

that’s one horny bush

Phoebe- (Based on her facial expression) I need a drink. Of soda.

No comic today?

I’m starting to think they’re actually deeply plain and boring for unicorn standards, so they invented that so nobody noticed it.