Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 06, 2024

Been that, done there. Can they cure decapitation?

Next, Marigold literally cries us a river.

Now, Pheobe has a glass of salty milk.

I wouldn’t suggest that Phoebe drink that milk. Tears and nasal mucous are very similar in makeup.

Double dare to drink it?

A different take on an old saying!

Now choclatise it!

We need to bottle those tears.

…okay then.

So what do we do about spilled unicorn tears?

Salty milk. Yum.

a bit of a stretch for a not so funny …. in the funny papers

She could make a rolling stone gather moss.

Impossible not to love unicorns.

Aside from the alleged medicinal properties of the horns, the verified magic powers of the lachrymal fluid drove the illegal practice of unicorn poaching. Unicorns withdrew behind robust magical barriers and admitted only a small group of carefully selected humans.

I’m surprised it didn’t turn rainbow colored, as lots of things do when being associated with marigold.

Ahem. Marigold, never cry over me winning a million dollars.