Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 12, 2024

Each unicorn is allowed to make up eight new words per-year. So, as of just now, that fifteen-letter one with no vowels is a legal move.

I wonder if unicorns consider zqfmgb a high-point word like Calvin does.

How many points for “UNICORN”?

I wonder if Unicorns play Monotony… I mean Monopoly®

Twister!

Next, on ESPN 11, “Unicorn Jousting!”

They have a vowel movement.

For heaven’s sake, STEER CLEAR of Tiddlywinks!!!!!!!

How about a game of Hop Scotch instead?

I bet unicorn chess is really entertaining.

Now, THAT I’d pay to see!

…………….. Lets see how Unicorns play “Leap Frog”.

I remember what my mommy and daddy smelled like when they held me.