Pickles by Brian Crane for September 30, 2009

Earl, I’ll bet you still have your first pacifier.

MINE!!!

Yes, he calls it Opal…

EEEwwww – did Opal just taste-test from the spoon and then put it back in the pot. LOL :)

Typical male attitude!

Not all of us have that “typical male attitude”. Any female that wants to borrow my rake for a while is more than welcome!

OK, so that was a typical male response….I guess we ARE all the same! ;o)

It’s “Mind over matter !” I don’t mind that you don’t matter.

Just lookin’ out for number 1…like me.

This is not a male only attitude. My sister was queen of the “No one matters but me” club.

It’s all about you Earl!

♪I wanna talk about me ♪ ♪Wanna talk about I ♪Wanna talk about number one ♪Oh my me my ♪What I think, what I like, what I ♪know, what I want, what I see ♪I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally I♪ wanna talk about meeeeee I wanna talk about me♪

Enough of me talking about myself…how about you talking about me for a change! Life is all about ME

Looks like Earl had that attitude his entire life. LOL

Firstwife

Did you get that from an episode of Johnny Bravo?

Mother always liked you best

Priceless!!

Bob GREAT AVATAR!!

Earl was probably the runt.

Earl is honest, unlike most women.

Earl hates to lend his new tools to someone else because he is too selfish to keep all of his new tools for himself.

“But enough about me, let’s talk about you for a while… How do you like me so far?”

Hawkeye Pierce

Or Earl was the oldest, and his brothers and sisters were there to make his life a bit more convenient.

Joe, that’s assuming what you’re boiling is water. Also, even if we were to assume that the boiling point for water is also the killing point for all germs and bacteria (sigh) that isn’t the only thing distasteful about putting the spoon back in the pot like that.

yeah I’ve seen lots of cooks do that (taste with the pot stirring spoon in the middle of cooking!) I’ve always been grossed out by it!