Pickles by Brian Crane for January 03, 2010

Google that!

“No problem, I’ll get grandma to take me”.

I liked the question, Nelson.

What are you waiting for, Earl? I bet you want to see what Google has to say about that too.

It shouldn’t be called a “Build”, Nelson, it should be called a “Built” because as you said it’s already built.

It’s best not to question this stuff since it can make you want to pull your hair out.

Macushlalondra said: It’s best not to question this stuff since it can make you want to pull your hair out.

None to pull out !

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? How high is up? Where does my hunger go after I eat a Snickers?

Why do you Park on a driveway… and drive on a parkway???

I agree with Macushlalondra. Don’t ask!

Don’t ask and then, don’t tell anyway!

Whats funnier is while its being constructed it is sometimes refered to as a build.

If the plural for goose is geese, then why isn’t the plural for moose, meese?

Back there in Tulsa lived a man named Oral which sounds like he has a bad case of disease of the mouth. And speaking of disease of the mouth, is there any way anyone can shut off the mouth of the King of Oklahomoan Rambler. When youre in the Navy do you eat in a mes and make a mess of what you eat if the ship capsizes, or were you ever on a ship?