Pickles by Brian Crane for October 20, 2010

Be careful Earl. We wouldn’t want you to suck your brains out.

I doubt he’d miss ‘em.

Er, ejcapulet, I think you mean, I doubt he’d find ‘em.

It amazes me that Earl doesn’t know anything about the workings of a vacuum cleaner. Where’s he been hiding?

After that comment I suspect there’s nothing but air up there

I like the way Opal handles the vacume hose…

Well hey, Earl, why don’t you just have Opal blow in the other ear and pop that swab right out?

Lucky it’s not a Dyson. They don’t lose any suction. It would clean out the entire head.

you should read the incoming logs of an ER…stranger things have been sucked up into vacuum hoses…..

Easy does it Earl!