It’s the new heavily invested green product three in one, a metal detector, weed whacker, and malt mixer, run by solar power. Earl is old but right up with the newest green movement of this age!
@lightenup;“Don’t all old guys get a metal detector when they retire so they can go searching for things on the beach?”No beach within 70 miles here, but strangely enough, I now OWN one of the dam things. Poke $2.87 in change in the back yard, and it keeps lil’ kids entertained for HOURS. (Just a hint from yer ol’ unca jim)
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
I bet we commentators knew it was a metal detector from the beginning panel. (Why does Earl have and when does he really use one anyway?)
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
Sometimes Earl is out of common sense.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Hand – head, thump — followed by disgruntled muttering and head shaking
homer911 over 12 years ago
@simpsonfan2: Nah… Poison him with weedkiller!
Brown Leghorn over 12 years ago
It’s the new heavily invested green product three in one, a metal detector, weed whacker, and malt mixer, run by solar power. Earl is old but right up with the newest green movement of this age!
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
Earl’s just checking for a terrorist bomb…
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Maybe it can help him find the weed whacker.
roadhog1953 over 12 years ago
Earl needs a metal detector to find his weed-whacker in the overgrown tall grass !!!
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
I don’t know, but I think Earl’s out of string.
scottie4851 Premium Member over 12 years ago
My husband claimed our weed whacker wasn’t working this past weekend. I made sure he read Pickles this morning! Well done, Brian!!!!
lecrenb over 12 years ago
Lightenup is right… you’re not a real senior until you get a metal detector. Gives us all something to do besides feed pigeons.
unca jim over 12 years ago
@lightenup;“Don’t all old guys get a metal detector when they retire so they can go searching for things on the beach?”No beach within 70 miles here, but strangely enough, I now OWN one of the dam things. Poke $2.87 in change in the back yard, and it keeps lil’ kids entertained for HOURS. (Just a hint from yer ol’ unca jim)
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
omg I thought it was a weedwhacker. Maybe he can use it to find the real weedwhacker.
Mad_Scientist over 12 years ago
Hey! a combination weed whacker/ metal detector is my invention!
44lefty over 12 years ago
Oh, I don’t know…Earl’s weed whacker looks very like the one in my tool shed…
xall2h1 over 12 years ago
Sometimes i worry about earl
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Earl knew that. He was just using the metal detector to find metal objects that could hurt the weed whacker!