Pickles by Brian Crane for September 17, 2014

It tastes better that way.

You should just stick to feeding him Spaghetti O’Sthen Opal.

I am not an animal!

then don’t serve spaghetti.

Does Opal really have to take the fun out of “Everything?”

I knew a guy that I could not stand to sit with when he ate, he would take a huge bite and then proceed to carry on a conversation, spitting food all over and it was just gross. I only had dinner with him once and decided NEVER AGAIN. If you don’t like how he eats spaghetti then don’t fix it.

Just twist it on to the fork… You DON’T need a spoon. The bottom of the plate is the same as the spoon.

I think it’s best for everybody, Opal.

xxx

You’d think he was in France eating a small bird (before they were banned).

LOL

The Pickles are banned from France?!? Wow. What did they do there? Or did you mean that small birds are banned from France? How do they enforce such a ban?