Pickles by Brian Crane for October 24, 2014

Crocodile Dundee you are not.

Good luck, Earl Pickles, on auditioning to be the next “Jeopardy!” host.

Earl does have a point.

I was thinking Sam Elliot vs. David Niven. No contest.

Those of us who actually watch Jeopardy! know that Alex shaved the mustache back off about a week ago in response to viewer preference..My own ’stache, on the other hand, will be turning thirty in about two weeks.

Well, it almost Movember, you can all start practicing your ’staches for a good cause!!!

notice the smile on Opal’s face….hmmm….you know what she’s thinking

Some say that hairy lip is an affliction that can only be cured by plastic (razor) surgery. I have suffered my affliction for over 35 years. There is no cure for me.

I blush to admit that I’ve never seen Alex Trebeck, but I DO have a weakness for men with fuzzy faces.

November is facial hair month in support of prostrate cancer Awareness……

I’m not normally a fan of facial hair, but love Alex Trebek’s mustache.

and it’s prostate cancer, not prostrate

Poor Earl! I don’t blame him for feeling a bit underappreciated! But he did make that remark a bit Snidely, didn’t he?

Very nice it is too, Earl!

xxx

Trivia envy

Yes, Earl….. that’s a good moustache.

Nice cookie duster..er..soup strainer..er beer filterer..Earl.You can eat macaroni and cheese at lunch and then enjoy some seconds hours later by licking your upper lip!

A man should have a mustache because he wants it, not because of a poll.

I suffered from fever blisters so much that I grew one after graduating high school, where they were against the dress and grooming code.

The mustache makes Trebek look older, by far!

Alex looks like I do without a moustache — naked and creepy!

Another teacher reading the comics… I guess he or she couldn’t understood what I was trying to say.