Pickles by Brian Crane for October 29, 2014

I knew a cat named Velcro. She liked to stick herself to screen doors, furniture, and sometimes people!

Do I e’en wanna know how Earl got Velcro on his shirt where the buttons used to be?

Velcro comes in several varieties with an adhesive backing. Just perfect for Earl. It’s kind of redundant if you think about it…

I like the double-sided Velcro that lets you velcro your velcro to itself.

If he got the military version—- good luck in getting that open.

So you, too, have a parrot kittie?

Hulk Hogan he’s not

Actually, he could pretend to be the Incredible Hulk tearing his shirt open.

They make shirts that fasten with snaps. Just forget velcro all together when it comes to shirts.

I’m glad Earl didn’t take the zipper off his pants and replace it with Velcro…

Pickles near fail to give me a great laugh!

xxx

In college I had a velcro bar. I stuck velcro to liquor bottles and to the wall.

Earl has lost quite a few buttons.