Pickles by Brian Crane for April 11, 2015

oh, that’s really romantic of you, Earl

I’d be packing my bags real fast.

Romantic schmomantic. Go with a friend, Opal. Have a good time!

Hey, it’s tough on Earl having to be awake 8 hours a day

She’ll want you to drive her there, Earl.

I knew that was coming. Earl says what many of us think.

I recall the father of my good friend saying years ago“when your mother’s on vacation, I’m on vacation”.His parents loved each other but his mom was a traveler and his dad wasn’t.

Number forty coming up next month and the missus and I are taking a Mediterranean cruise.

Out 53rd is in May, Going nowhere, just relaxing in our beautiful backyard.

A guy comes home and said " Honey pack your bags, I just hit the lottery " She said "Do I pack for the beach or the mountains ? " He said " I don’t care, your out of here. "

A vacation in the UK with my daughters sounds wonderful :)

laying on a beach is BORING! Not to mention unhealthy. I don’t understand the allure. I’m a “homebody” I guess. My house has everything I need and I spent a lifetime getting it paid for. Why would I want to go anywhere else?

Earl needs a hit on the head with a 2 × 4!

Think again, Earl!

But look on the bright side. You’ll be able to sleep in a fancy, luxurious hotel room.

xxx

Yep. Honeymoon’s over!

Opal will enjoy the getaway too !