I woke up one night some years ago to a strange creaking sound. Got up and tiptoed through every room in the house trying to find the source. (I had experienced plumbing leaks in the walls prior to this, so there was legitimate concern.).Couldn’t pin down so much as a direction it could be coming from..Finally figured out that the sound was coming from…my own belly. Tummy-rumbling had me hunting an imaginary burglar at 3am.
puddymom over 9 years ago
Peter Pan had the right idea.
Ironic Eggbeater over 9 years ago
Or at least gain the ability to make weird noises.
ex window inspector over 9 years ago
was it coming from the bathroom?
She Mc over 9 years ago
Wolverines are not scary, ask the Fusco family!
dadoctah over 9 years ago
I woke up one night some years ago to a strange creaking sound. Got up and tiptoed through every room in the house trying to find the source. (I had experienced plumbing leaks in the walls prior to this, so there was legitimate concern.).Couldn’t pin down so much as a direction it could be coming from..Finally figured out that the sound was coming from…my own belly. Tummy-rumbling had me hunting an imaginary burglar at 3am.
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
Just Muffins tail under grandma’s rock’in chair…
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
getting old is not for sissies—bette davis.however, the ability to make cool, scary sounds might be fun
w16521 over 9 years ago
Opal is mean. If I were Earl I would divorce her.Besides, she probably makes more noises then him.
Number Three over 9 years ago
I’m guessing Nelson is in no hurry to grow up too fast.
Neither am I.
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