Three strips about sheets and three strips about the fantastic anniversary trip they took to Hawaii. For people who usually only go as far as the park or the fabric store that was a BIG deal and now we’re hearing about sheets.
I’ve heard of people causing themselves more serious injury than Earl’s from those sheets. That’s why I’ll never get them. Just regular sheets in the summer and flannel sheets in the winter.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
What’s it going to take Opal Earl’s dislike of the sheets? Maybe he’ll burn them or something?
luv2bead over 9 years ago
i’m with Earl on this one…those satiny sheets are the spawn of satan
BarbJay over 9 years ago
Three strips about sheets and three strips about the fantastic anniversary trip they took to Hawaii. For people who usually only go as far as the park or the fabric store that was a BIG deal and now we’re hearing about sheets.
bookworm0812 over 9 years ago
I’ve heard of people causing themselves more serious injury than Earl’s from those sheets. That’s why I’ll never get them. Just regular sheets in the summer and flannel sheets in the winter.
ZorkArg over 9 years ago
Satin sheets are not for sleeping, that’s for sure!
flemmingo over 9 years ago
Women go for stuff like that. I just like plain old cotton sheets.
katfromky over 9 years ago
I am a woman and much prefer cotton.
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
Sheets from Hell. Call a priest.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
satanic sheets. i’m intrigued now
Al Nala over 9 years ago
They work just fine on a waterbed, as you sink into it a bit. Did for me, lo those many years ago.
Carl R over 9 years ago
I have to admit – I like cotton sheets, but even better, I like them ironed. Sadly i haven’t seen ironed sheets for at least 20 years.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Perfect, Earl!I couldn’t have put it better myself although I’ve never used satan…uh… I mean satin sheets.xxx
route66paul over 9 years ago
there is no traction action with satin sheets.
puddymom over 9 years ago
Sheets are over rated!