Pickles by Brian Crane for June 09, 2015

With the lights out, it’s less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us.

Muffin slept through the whole conversation.

Better that way!

Nice try Earl!

There’s nothing chic about your gut showing like that, Earl.

Our cat knows when I’m about to sit on the couch so I find her laying there when I enter the room.

Opal must have dried his shirt at too high a temp, and it shrunk. (If the shirt was just too tight, it might be weight gain, but I don’t think Earl is growing any taller lately.) As for the droopy pants, old men lose their glutes and pants don’t want to stay up anymore. Of course a belt or even suspenders might help.

Earl should inform her she’s not a fashion model .

i’m a bit of a sloven myself, but the paunch should not hang out when leaving the house. just saying

A belly button isn’t attractive on anybody over five years old. Even – or especially – Miley Cyrus.

I just shove anything on. I’m not at all bothered about clothes.

xxx

Yeah, nice try Earl. Evidently you can only be “chic” with whatever you’re wearing if you’re one of those runway models and have some designer label attached—and the price to go with it. OR you’re chic if your face is some kind of celebrity that the paparazzi like to go after to prove they are NOT chic…. Just sayin’.

Cleverly dressing in such a manner as to avoid attracting thieves and hordes of hot babes.WHATAGUY

He is not any worse than the people who grocery shop in their PJs and fuzzy slippers!

I couldn’t stop laughing. What a hoot! This hits right at home.