Pickles by Brian Crane for September 17, 2015

What DOES Earl know how to cook?

What if Opal had said, “thank you, I’d love some popcorn.” Then what Earl? Geez.

Not exactly cooking, but when I’d go into the kitchen for a bowl of ice cream, I’d ask my wife if she’d like some. Her reply would invariably be, “No thanks.” Until…I’d get some without asking her, and her comment would always be, “Where’s mine?”

Put it in the microwave and push the popcorn button.

I like mine fried.

He would ask her to make it or he would start and make such a mess she would have to getup and do it to save the kitchen (and maybe the house). Works for me everytime!!

When I was a newlywed, my wife would ask if I would care for a drink. I’d say yes and she would get it for me. Later when she asked and I said yes, she’d say get me one while you’re up.

Deep fried popcorn…..stand back!

Earl ! It’s all your fault ! Now I’m gonna have a popcorn Jones , all day …. and I can’t make any until my wife comes home.If I did, then the first thing she’d ask is : how come I made popcorn without her ?

A movie that was a complete waste of film. No plot, no story line, only vapidness and stupidity.

How did the conversation turn from popcorn to abortion? and, fyi, not all leftists are heartless, just as all right to lifers are not idiots.

love the movie and the original book

NOT the place for political/religious opinions

Mmmmm…. chilli and lime popcorn.

Everybody can keep their popcorn.

I don’t like it.

xxx

Henry Mancini did a great music score on that movie..True story..I was over at my brother-in-laws house once while his wife(my sister) was out of town..We were watching some movie..He got up to go to the kitchen..Ratttling around..Soon I heard him ask me…“Mike…do you know how to make a tunafish sandwich?………..I swear.”