Pickles by Brian Crane for March 08, 2016

I did that once, but only punched myself in the mouth. Try to explain a fat lip to your co-workers!

the moral of the story is, don’t tuck your blankets in the foot of your bed lol

I always tucked the edge of the blanket beneath me (and grasped the top of the blanket) to keep my hubby from taking the covers and wrapping himself in them like he was a burrito. I also slept in the top left corner of the bed curled into a ball. He had the rest of the bed.

Green and purple… hmmmmm…

I tend to be a relatively ‘stationary" sleeper – merely turning from left side to right but within a small space. My wife, conversely, is a “traveller”, who takes up the entire bed space and often will wind up with her head at the bottom of the bed and feet at the top. The solution for a companionable night’s sleep was for us, either to occupy separate beds, or purchase a really large bed.

I have some extremely weird dreams. But luckily they don’t involve me getting injured in real life.

xxx

Totally done that. To my credit, I was fully awake at the time.

You’re right. They need some help. No wonder their marriage isn’t as steamy as it used to be …

I had a firm grip on the top end of the bed sheet once, & when I pulled hard, it ripped the sheet nearly in two.