Pickles by Brian Crane for March 28, 2017

ooooh…. harsh

Don’t trouble yourself, Opal. Let Norman take care of that for you.

Hey it’s 5 o’clock somewhere……………Opal you will need a bigger light fixture :-)

Dry humor.

At least he isn’t Lou Grant. He just wants to be stood out in the garbage with his hat on.

Better make sure it’s a strong light fixture.

I thought she’d have him stuffed.

Maybe she will go first, but l’m sure Earl won’t have her hanging around….

Ugh, I thought the dead flower fad had died a merciful death.

This is what the industry calls “pre-need planning”.

My second husband wanted to be encased in an acrylic coffee table…naked.

Now you’ve given him an idea!

Mommy Makes A Mummy ! ( New program on DTYTV )

And then she can charge admission, like von Hagens.

I hope they have a detached garage. It’s going to be a trifle unpleasant for awhile.

Sell him to Damien Hurst.

Looks like mistletoe to me.

xxx

I have a better idea. Have him bitten by a vampire bat and then set up his coffin in the basement. You’ll still be able to spend the nights with him, but he’ll be out of your hair during the day so you can get your housework done.