Pickles by Brian Crane for August 21, 2017

since when was Earl oblivious to the power being out before noticing Opal’s “do”?

From the looks of it, Earl hasn’t much chance of getting the hair on the top of his head to do that

She doesn’t need the power to be on to haul off and flap your rump Earl.

Earl might become a woman if he keeps saying things like that.

Is Earl, then, in fact, an Orthodox Jew?

I’m with Earl on this. It is great not being a woman.

I’m glad Earl is not a woman too.

Why does she need a curling iron to stay home and look at “Grumpa” all day??

I thank the Good Lord that I’m single.

It’s not a curse, It’s a blessing to me.

xxx