Pickles by Brian Crane for October 13, 2017

Creative, but it should have been the first reaction.

You just had to ask Earl, didn’t you Opal? Something fiendish was bound to come out of his mouth.

Poor save, Earl.

It was just a little white truth.

She can’t tell men’s underwear from women’s? I wonder how they had any kids.

To me, they look like sweatpants, not underwear.

LOL..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are questions that shouldn’t be asked or answered. One question that you can’t win is " Do you still beat your wife".

It’s that darn washing machine ! It’s constantly shrinking everything I own. I know that shirt fit fine, the last time I wore it. My wife seems to have the same problem. ( I can hear the grunting, as she tries to stuff herself into a pair of her jeans.)

Nice save there, Earl.

They say that as couples grow old together they begin to look alike. I didn’t know it meant that the wear the same size clothes too.

Funny

My question is, what wife EVER has to ask that question? I always know who owns what. Opal is a space case.